New Year's Resolutions....kinda

So in my family we have the same FHE every Sunday the week before the New Years. In this FHE we write down a total of 15 goals that we want to remind ourselves of and focus on. We do five goals for the new year, five goals for the next five years, and five life-long goals. Well, the papers were all brought out again yesterday. We had already all been given a lesson and chastised and such at the breakfast table and I just wasn't in the mood to participate, so I did my own form of rebelling, and, well, here's what I came up with this year. Don't worry, I'll write down the serious ones in my journal later.

Goals for this year:

1. Break the Guiness world record for biggest bubble blown
2. Defeat Lego Star Wars
3. Kiss 12 boys
4. Memorize all the rules to Monopoly
5. Sneak into a Priesthood Session

Goals for the next five years:

1. Spend one night in Bangkok where the world's my oyster
2. Do the Jack and Rose scene on the bow of a ship...but do it on the real Titanic
3. Play on the BYU team as the starting qb
4. Start a Private Eye detective agency and have my wardrobe consist of trench coats.
5. Learn how to sing in cursive

Life-long goals:

1. Become the Dread Pirate Roberts
2. Learn how to blow and swallow fire
3. Live at Green Gables or Plumfield
4. Become captain of the starship Enterprise
5. Divide and Conquer